boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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