- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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whats a joke

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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