- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Your sex life.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??