Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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