- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

womens rights

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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