- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

women's rights

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

like if your cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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