how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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im gey

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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