- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why can't jokes spit?

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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