Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

A baby seal walks into a club.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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