Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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