What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Justin beiber's penis

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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