Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

jibby jobby

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

women's rights

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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