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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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