- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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