- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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