Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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