Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Women deserve equal rights.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Pianos.

Once upon a time

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

who's a slut... you're mom

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Women's rights

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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