- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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