- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A seal walks into a club.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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