How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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penis in the camel

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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are u black unlucky

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Testicles.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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