Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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drew edminstin is a rat

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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