Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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