- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

knock knock... ...no answer

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

I read the terms of service.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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