Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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#Getweird

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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test test

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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