- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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