Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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