When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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