Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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I don't get it

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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