What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

I love alchohol!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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