- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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