Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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im @ work, LOL.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Im gay What about you

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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LOL

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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