- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why so serious ?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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