- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A seal walks into a club.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Kameron Brown is gay.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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