- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

knock knock come in !

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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