If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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