- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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