Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Dont read this joke

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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are u black unlucky

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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