What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why so serious ?

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Anti Joke

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