What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Happy Monday!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Indians

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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