Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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