A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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