- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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