- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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