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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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I <3 Hitler

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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