What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A Chinese man fails a math test

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Anti Joke

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