Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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learn. advance!

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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