- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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