PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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- Helen Keller

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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