How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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