What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Maths.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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