What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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