- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What would u like to drink?

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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