- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Guess what? AIDS!

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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