What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Anti Joke

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