2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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