What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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j.p. is dumb

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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women's rights

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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