CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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