What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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