- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I was watching Fox news.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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