why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I dont have a girlfriend

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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