What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

being sober in a bar fight

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

butt sex

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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