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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What is the name of the car? What

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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