What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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