What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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im saul and i love cock

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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My dad

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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