Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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