I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

mikey is cute

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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