I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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