- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

FUCK THE JEWS

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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