- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

knock knock!? . . No.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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