- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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