why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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