- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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