On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Women's Rights..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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