- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

pee

4 hours later.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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