- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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