- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

You know what's catchy? A cold

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

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