- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Anthony sucks

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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