- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A dog was barking at a tree

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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