- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

This is a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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