a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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