- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

haha Otarts was here

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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