- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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