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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.