What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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