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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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