- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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