- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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