- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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