What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Obamacare

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

angelosnyder is not gay

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Connor is homo

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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