Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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