- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

hers a joke... japanese people

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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