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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's brown and sticky? A stick

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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