- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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