A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Ben Corbishley

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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