- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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