- Anti Joke

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Justin beiber's penis

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A Mormon walks into a bar

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Knock Know! Come in!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

everyone dislike this

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Morning wood.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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