A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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here kitty kitty

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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