What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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