What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

pull my finger (farts)

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

THE GAME.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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