What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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