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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

A dancer walks into a barre

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What is more worse than death? Death

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A blind man walks into a library.

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