What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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YOU

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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