- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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