- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Trump will make America great again.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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