- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Oh s***

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

a man makes a bad joke

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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