- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

drew edminstin is a rat

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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