a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Women's rights

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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