- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

robin, get in the car.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Penis

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Haha, I get it..

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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