- Anti Joke

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is