Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

knock knock go away!!!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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