Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

okay so theres this guy.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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