When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Penis-biter

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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