- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

whats your budget like? a budget.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

knock knock

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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