- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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