What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Fat people

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Turkeys are obese

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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