- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Flowers are colors Love me

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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