Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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woman's rights

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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