- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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