- Anti Joke

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van