What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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