- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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