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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

whats funnier than 24? 25

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what's the difference between a crocodile?

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.