Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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