How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Patriarchy.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What's big and long? My dick.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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