Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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