ecks! why zee?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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