- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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