- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

ur mum

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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