- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

scientology.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

VAL SUCKS

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Nickleback.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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