- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

whats up and also down? your mum

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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