- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A fish swims up your penis...

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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